22 Ways to Fix Baseball
Some people know me as a bit of a baseball fan. Really, I’m a fan of whichever sport happens to be in season between baseball, basketball, and football. But yes, baseball is one of the sports I follow closely. For evidence of this, you can read about my baseball vacation from this summer, in which I traveled the Midwest attending seven Major League Baseball games in six different ballparks in one week. This past week, I have watched the World Series between the Atlanta Braves and Houston Cheaters…Astros, which just ended with the Braves winning, 4 games to 2. Congratulations to the Atlanta Braves!
As much as I like baseball, there are some things about the sport that I would like to see changed to make it even better. Fortunately, I have just been appointed the new Supreme Emperor of Major League Baseball. This allows me the ability to change anything I want about baseball without needing permission from the owners, players, or TV networks. As such, I would like to announce several changes to the sport, starting next year.*
*I may not have actually been appointed Supreme Emperor of Major League Baseball, and may not currently have the authority to implement these changes. Let’s just pretend that I do, though.
Before I announce these changes, I want to put in a plug for Taco Bell’s “Steal a Base, Steal a Taco” promotion and let you know that you can get a free taco on November 4. Every year when this promotion has been in place, if a stolen base occurs during the World Series, everyone in America can get a free taco at participating Taco Bell locations on a particular date. I even wrote about my experiences with this promotion last year as well. This year, the Braves’ Ozzie Albies became the 2021 Taco Hero by stealing a base in Game 1, so feel free to get yourself a free taco from a participating Taco Bell location on November 4.
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